What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
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Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
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Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.
1 baby in 5 dumpster.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
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Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
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