what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
