How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
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Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
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Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.
1 baby in 5 dumpster.
