New Conspiracy Jokes

How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.

People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.

Q. What's a conspiracy theorist's favourite letter? A. Q

What makes 9/11 an inside job? Someone started calling it 10/7.

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

When the person who killed jfk he heard headshot

What's the difference between covid and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.

proof that 9/11 isnt a government plot

it worked

Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!!!

Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!!!

Fans: 😭😭😭

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap

Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

if the moon landing was fake so is your house

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked and I need help on who did 9/11?

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

If chickens make chicken nuggies does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?!

CONSPIRACY!!!

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."

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