Conspiracy Jokes

If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

MAGAnon is the goat.

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How do flat-earthers travel?

On a plane.

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

No one.

Absolutely no one.

The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?

Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.

On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name.

Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5

So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME”

So, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en

But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.

So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0

So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”.

Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"

Scientist time travels into the year 2024.

Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?

Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!

They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!

Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.

Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.