Conspiracy jokes
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.