Considered jokes

If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.

Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.

Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.

Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.

Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.

Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.

Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.

Judge: But why?

Accused: Because I’m an orphan.

Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesy.

If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?

When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?

For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?

Why are Communists considered the left?

Because they can’t do anything right.