Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.