Do you ever consider during the cremation, that the meat is well done?
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesey
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside
If you hit a Indian person on the forehead with a dart is it considered a bullseye?
For any bag of chips its considered family size
When a deaf person is on trial is it really considered a hearing
if an orphan took a photo what would It be considered...... not a family photo
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that grandma's ashes was sugar.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft LOTTO?
Why are Communists consider d the left? Because they can’t do anythimg right.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual
Your hairline is so far back scientists consider it a ninth planet
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight is it still considered beaf????
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Kid: why aren’t koalas considered bears Nerd: because their marsupials Kid: no cause they didn’t have the koala-fication
11th of September is considered 9/11 in America, The twin towers, fell on 9/11 in 2001, But to call an emergency in America you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialled that correctly