Considered Jokes

Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honour. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan. 🥱🫤

Do you ever consider during the cremation, that the meat is well done?

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesey

When a deaf person is on trial is it really considered a hearing

If you hit a Indian person on the forehead with a dart is it considered a bullseye?

For any bag of chips its considered family size

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?

if an orphan took a photo what would It be considered...... not a family photo

Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that grandma's ashes was sugar.

If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft LOTTO?

Setting: Funeral Home

Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.

Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?

Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?

Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.

By: MiniMemorials.com

Your hairline is so far back scientists consider it a ninth planet

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is

If a vegan and a vegan have a fight is it still considered beaf????

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix