Considered jokes

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?

If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?

If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?

Asking for a friend.

If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

What are cow jokes considered?

Cheesy.

For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.