Considered jokes

Why are Communists considered the left?

Because they can’t do anything right.

Setting: Funeral Home

Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.

Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.

Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?

Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.

Customer: Okay?

Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.

By: MiniMemorials.com

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.

PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?