What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Computer Jokes
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
There was a car accident, and the cops pull up to the crime scene to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said, "What happened here?" She responded by saying, "A car crash." They then asked, "But how did it happen?" She responded, "The cars crashed into each other." They finally said, "But why did it happen?" The lady said, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas pedal, the car goes forward, and they both pushed it, so they both went forward and hit each other." One cop said, "Never mind, ma'am," and they started walking away.
The blonde lady then said, "Oh, and officers, my computer froze. Do you think I should put it in the microwave or in the oven?"
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
What is ioooooooo?
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
