Complaint jokes
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
I hate noise.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting behind the man asks him, “Are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?