My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
I saw a trophy in my sister room. So I said congratulations for your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I ask why. My sister said I won because I give the best best jobs.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get a-head, so they ended in a hare-tie!
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Why didn't the koala make the finals?. It got diskoalafide
Q. Why did sally get beat up? A. She couldn’t fight back.
Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let's play another game *GUNSHOT* Ig i won! Jace:*SCREAMS IN PAIN* Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
Bend over and spell run
If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S.. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to 'When You Wish Upon A Window', with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.
Rock paper lesbians.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking
Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition? He saw flashing lights
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
