Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
