Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way. 2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind. 3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they cum in a little behind.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races Because he comes in a little behind
Why do pedophiles never cum first. Because they like to cum in a little behind.