Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they cum in a little behind.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.