Little behind jokes
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
One day, little Billy came in, pulling up his pants. The teacher asks, "Where have you been, Billy?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, little Willy came in. The teacher asked, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." Ten minutes later, little Johnny came in. The teacher says again, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, a girl came in. The teacher says, "Who are you?" She says, "I'm Beverly Hill."