Little behind jokes
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.