How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?
They're both pointless.
