Comparison jokes
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?