Comparison jokes
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.