Comparison

Comparison jokes

Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"

Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.