Comparison jokes
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.