Comparison

Comparison jokes

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"

Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.