What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter
You can pop there head off
What's the difference between a Pig and a Police officer.
The Pig smells better
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
So I went to a church and I ask a friend is the picture on the wail is Jesus and dose it have three nails or one nails Oh Wait that not Jesus he is not doing the T pose that he invited
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What's the difference between babies and onions..... You don't cry cutting up babies.
What is the difference between a orphan and a blind kid
They both can’t see there parents😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
