Communications jokes
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
What did the dog say to the other dog?
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"