What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
