Common jokes
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.