Common

Common Jokes

What does a blind man and your dick have in common?

They both can’t get up without a dog.

What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.