What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.