What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing
Alven and the chimpmunks commit war crimes
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
Where do spiders commit crimes? The Dark Web
Why do dear stay infront of a moving car
To commit suicide
Why do homeless people commit crimes
They get a bed in jail
What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
which city holds the record for the most sucides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building? it was called fall-adelphia.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Are you suicide? Cause I'm trynna commit to you
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well I have! I was wrongfully accused of larsiny yesterday, im not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.m
a man went into a libary to get a book on how to commit sucide the libarian said "no you won't bring it back
If you were to ask me: "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?", I would say a multi-storey car park. Because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
why did the ophan commit suicide so he could find home
Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me: " ya ur totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....
Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! ... Next day person commits sucide...
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
