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www.Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty. [Mid-Fight] The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to s… Read more

Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty.

[Mid-Fight]

The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to spr… Read more

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should we bring back public executions and lynching's for pedophiles and serial killers lmfao it would be so good for the economy generate so much money. profitable generate so much money + deter the public from committing these crimes.

Instead of commiting sins and choosing to do wrong, read the bible and find peace instead of being the way you are, find god and seek his help because only HE has good intentions for you on a path that you are on, all he asks of you is too forgive and forget be kind to others, and follow his will.

Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen have a good day.

(this is targeted towards the children of this website and the people who have no business being rude or saying shit about other people, we will forgive you but never forget your crimes)

I have something to get off my chest. Addressing misconceptions and misinterpretations is crucial for fostering mutual understanding and preventing erroneous assessments. When communication is unclear or intentions are misunderstood, it can lead to confusion and hinder progress. Therefore, it's essential to articulate the reasoning behind recent endeavors clearly. Clear communication not only helps to bridge gaps in … Read more

if you rob a store naked as a minor no one can look at the security footage without committing a crime.

Okay I know that there will be at least 3 people who will end up saying in the comments of this post "Shut the fuck up" or "Go kill yourself". But here's what I wanted to say:

If you're ever feeling like you want to commit suicide, just know that there are people there for you. There are people you can talk to. There are people who can and want to help you. If you're feeling like that's the only way out, YOU'RE … Read more

The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more

Once upon a time, in the vast virtual realm of the internet, there existed a website called Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where users from all corners of the world shared their most cringe-worthy jokes. But behind the scenes, there lurked a powerful, elderly moderator known only as Dagger.

Dagger was an enigma, stalking the website's virtual alleys like a stealthy alligator. His ban hammer struck with ruthless pr… Read more

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is there a difference in a paus in a realship and a break up

You better vote name or I’ll commit horrendous acts of violence. Respectfully https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/65673dbb866fe331b4bd65a8

A few weeks ago my grandma called her puppy named Pickles a terrorist. I think the puppy committed 9/11.

Call of Duty 2, released in 2005, stands as a landmark title in the Call of Duty franchise. While newer entries have introduced various innovations and improvements, there are compelling arguments to be made that Call of Duty 2 remains the best game in the series, based on its historical accuracy, groundbreaking gameplay, and influential multiplayer mode. Firstly, Call of Duty 2's commitment to historical accuracy se… Read more

None of you dimwits have anything left to say and I honestly don't blame anyone for leaving this website anymore. If you scroll through the chat all you will see is "Who's here??" and "Anyone on?" by the same 4 people. No one on this website is smart enough to maintain a simple human conversation, it all just feels fake or stolen. After being on this website for 6+ months, it appears that worstjokesever.com has been … Read more