How did the man with no arms commit suicide? We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
Why did orphans wanted to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
I had a friend who was a dwarf..... he committed suicide........he jumped of a curb
preventing suicide is best done by commiting it.
So my teacher's daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say "What's wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin'".
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
"when is the best time to commit suicide" ate a Glock in the morning
what happens when a battery commits a crime? they get charged!
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when a ugly stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her "oh baby you so hot let's fuck" she just yells "get the fuck away you creep" he just laughs and says alright i wait down there.
Where do spiders commit crimes? The Dark Web
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide ? You can't do anything he's already on line
How to commit arson 1. Burn down an orphanage
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers
