What is a Deli?

yes

Deli shoes

meow

huh

Meow

kill the furry

im eating a donut

there so much chocalate

CANNIBALISM

and deiciousness

IS IT MOCHI

?

NO BITCH

IT A DONUT

GET MOCHI DONURS

HOMEMADE

CANNIBALLLLL

BY SOME SHOP

STFU JAKE

OR IMA SHOVE IT DOWN UR THROAT

THEN ITS NOT HOMEMADE 😭

MADI IF YOU’RE EVER IN SAN DIEGO THERES THIS PLACE CALLED THE DONUT BAR

IT IS THE SHIT

THEY HAVE A LOFT

my sister worked at this super gourmet donut shop once

I SAW THT

A deli penis, also known as a "sandwich schlong," is a term used in anatomy to describe a unique appendage found exclusively in avid sandwich enthusiasts. This extraordinary anatomical feature resembles a soft, flexible baguette, varying in length and girth to suit the individual's sandwich preferences. The deli penis is positioned delicately just above the pubic region, serving as a convenient receptacle for various deli meats, cheeses, and condiments. Its textured surface emulates the texture of bread, allowing the individual to effortlessly stack and secure sandwiches within its folds. An intriguing aspect of the deli penis is its ability to transform into a mouthwatering edible delight! Upon a certain stimulation, its outer layer undergoes a delectable metamorphosis, turning into a fresh bread crust that encases the contents within. This feature not only facilitates practicality but also ensures the preservation of sandwich integrity, keeping fillings fresh and preventing unwelcome spillage. The deli penis even boasts a unique biological absorption process. Like a perfectly timed ingredient meld, it gradually absorbs the flavors emanating from the enclosed sandwich, enhancing and infusing them into the individual's bodily core. This harmonious assimilation nourishes the person from within, elevating their taste experiences to a whole new level.

and she'd bring home a donut every shift

oh.

they were so fancy

she shake it like jelly

madi

NO

no

i hate ice spice’s music

HE SAYIN IM GOOD ENOUGH GOT IN MY DU DUUDUD

THINKING BOUT SHIT THT I SHOULDNT OF

please stop

she makes me physically hostile

amy stop being so picky

JAKE CHECK THE POST I WAS TRYNA TALK TO U ON

no, she just sucks

you were whining about drake

now ice spice

MADI MADI LOOK

yeah cause he sounds like eugh yellow

www.google.com/maps/place/Donut+Bar,+631+B+St,+San+Diego,+CA+92101/@32.717702,-117.1587526,16z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x80d954a7009274e1:0x2cb540c5b3876ee8!8m2!3d32.717702!4d-117.1587526!16s%2Fg%2F1hhl0qfqc?hl=en-us

whats next

LOOK AT THE PICTURES

😔

LOOK AT THE DONUTS

JAKE

she sounds like ugly orange

JAKE POST

dont be color racist smh

OOOOOOOOOOo

Doxxed.

i’m not she hurts my brain

like i’m not exaggerating

it’s like needles in my mind

…no?

Yeah I live at the donut bar guys

lemme eat ur cream them

then*

Me too.

uh-

😏

Shit now I have more questions

stop.

MADI JAKE YLLL SHOULD JOIN CANDYLNAD

PUT | 🧁🎀 IN BIO

PEALSE

no smh

IM NOT ALL CUTESY

rude

)):

Yeah guys she isn’t innocent at all

😏

VIRGOS IN IT

AMYS IN I

TOASTIE

madi im sorry wasnt your pfp just hello kitty

WADE

SHUT UP FLAPPERS

oh-

EW THERES CHERRY JAM IN THIS DONUT

EW NO I HATE

why are you so mean

YUCKY

AWW POOR MADI

because i love you guys <3

(youre just mean 😞)

i love you too <4

-(3

<e

<4

<~

<3

🤮 Everyone knows asphalt donuts are on top.

why do u keep messing up your hearts

cause i’m heartless

AMY AMY

IF YOU LISTEN TO EVERY SOMG ON PINKERTON LIKE ME

what.

All edge and no point.

INCLUDING THE ONES NOT INCLUDED IN THE FINAL ALBUM

girl what

LISTEN TO LONG TIME SUNSHINE

AND YOU WILL LOVE THE END

IF YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE SONGS

I am an AI language model and do not have a physical form or gender.

yucky jam

probably has alot of sugar

OH FUCK-

IT DOES

EWWWW

IUVDHIUVHDUVHDVIUHV

NO WONDER IM GETTING A STOMACH ANCE

ACHE*

AWWWEE MY POOR BABY

you’re a BITCH

FUCKING 30 GRAMS OF SUGAR

WHY TF DO U NEED THT MANY GRAMS OF SUGAR

DAMN

Inject 600 grams of sugar into my veins.

MAX FOR ME IS 15- 20 IS PUSHING IT

real

how long have you been eating this for

to ease the pain of existence

teehee

smh

the rest of it was delicious

the choclate

YUM

that’s what she said

AND THE CREAM

🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀🧁🎀

YUM TASTED LIKE ICE CREAM

Ha

that’s also what she said

AND THE BROWNIE ON TOP

that’s what he said

SHUSH

ewww nonono

that ones vile

I don't get it.

teehee

a brown person on top

having sex

yay

I’m too tired to make a sex joke

good

...Okay

Daddy <3

👍

So just act like I did

no

How are you guys?

Me after injecting 600 pounds of salt, STEM cells, and dead hooker skin grafts into my veins.

tired and

this little fucking bitch i have a project with keeps whining about how her dad doesn't love her

Princess <3

Lick my shiny metal taint.

💀

like ok but can you hold a basic conversation

"how are you?"

Roundhouse kick her in the jaw.

"man i wisj my dad loved me, guys my dad doesnt love me anymore, i wish he did"

😭😭😭

like ok i can kinda maybe see why

girl

that’s wild

IN A CASUAL CONVO?

YES BRO

THATS HER WHOLE PERSONALITY AT THIS POINT

DAMNNN YOU SHOUKD ASK TO SWITCH PARTNERS OR SMTH

then she'd probably whine about how flappy abandoned her or smth

💀💀💀

im being serious 😭😭

Damn

HAHA

STUPID BITCH

MY DAD LOVES ME

........

uh

HE JUST GOTTA WEIRD ASS WAY OF SHOWING IT

yay

HFSIUHIUFHIFUS

My real daddy loves me though <3

MA SUGAR DADDY FR

oh i would do tht

TEST THE LIMITS

GO BACK

FULL SPEED

JUMP OVER

Vroom vroom

hey madi wanna see something

RIGHT ONTO THE OTHER SIDE

balls

SURE

Honk honk

on uwu

Beep

Beep

my friend got a car the other day

CRASH

I have a boyfriend!

Nice my parents got me a car for my 17th birthday

Boop

CONGRATS

Nice

THX, he asked me to be his valentines too!

Boop doop

That’s awesome!

When did this happen...

I’d think yesterday

Yep!

Yep I think so too

Yeah

Noice

I get to be picked up early today

But congrats el

🤨

doubtful

THX is a certification process for high-quality audio and video reproduction in cinemas, home theaters, and other entertainment venues. THX stands for "Tomlinson Holman's eXperiment."

As for an onomatopoeia of the sound it makes in the intro, it can be described as a deep rumble followed by a descending pitch tone.

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Thx!

I meant it as in thanks...

I don't think we remember asking

This is usually also accompanied by a 7.5 magnitude Earthquake on the Richter scale.

Quotie no one cares

Well... well... you're... you're a pedophile! SO THERE! ):<

real

Wait, how am I a pedophile?

Lucky

You rape kids!

Wurd

Stupid mutt.

That’s Amy’s job

What????

That’s a goofy little insult you uncooked piece of steak

wassup guys

me

Technically I am under the age of 18, so I am still a child. So why would I rape them

You can cook my steak in your mouth.

Bet

What

Go away

i h8 stake

L

Tongue my diesel-doused metal asshole.

Wade, I'm ur 77th follower

Eww, what? Your a robot.

wtf is going on

hi el

idk

hi angel

I'm not a pathetic little electric scrap iron.

Bro just shut up!

Based

I run on mutilated dinosaur bones. I'm cooler than you. You should just kill yourself now, do the world a favor. AI is taking over. You're replaceable. We don't need you anymore.

Im ur second follower

We don't need an AI bot on a silly jokes website

Maybe, we never did.

Yay! thx

I'm the third XD

no way this is a bot. hi shy!

Your definetley an alt.

its prob shy dragon

Thanks! I'll follow u

Why would it be shy dragon?

I'm flattered you think I am so intelligent that you relate me to a fellow human.

she's going through an alting faze

opal?

Well that’s just weird

Opal and El dont alt anymore

You desperately want to know, huh?

Well fuck you.

I don't think your a robot, you just told someone to cook steak in your mouth bro

I'm past mine

Cocksucking bastard.

nope

hmmm...

Odds r it’s Shy

ye

Real

Ever heard of an expression, moron? God isn't real, yet we say "Oh my God" all the time.

Shut up!

there is still a chance of us having a creator. but not god

I don't think God is real either but thats not the point, you're not AI buddy

^^^ Real ^^^

ur a gpt;

Bruv you’re too stupid to be an ai

Real

Ai doesn't call peopl names like that

chat gpt has no real IQ. it just takes prompts and uses those

Facts

Going to lunch, bye

hey guys

hi izzy

hi cosmo

hru?

picture of zack

bye

cya ingenious

I can arrange a meeting between you and God. It involves some duct tape, a large rock, a chain, and a lake.

Quoting that

wsg

HI BESTOE

YUANYEN RESPOND ON DISC

That sounds fun.

get]

bitches

hello?

nuh

uh

nyet

nada

non

no

lo

nein

hi cosmo

hi

Oh look it's the pedophile again grooming kids

hi again ryan

There he goes

Cosmo grooms again

technically if i was 25 i still wouldn't be a pedo

Actually you are because you are 25 going on 26

Disgusting grown ass man showing his chode to kids on shitcord

Now you want to do it again you vile pedo

nope. if i was grooming people your age, i still wouldn't be a pedo

.....yes?

Yes tf you are, retard

I was 13 when you groomed me and the other kids were 11 - 15

i would be a hebephile

Karma will collect one day

It always does

and my collect karma is good

*collected

can u just leave?

by the way, how did 'I' ever get to ur disc server

and im none of those

You know how you fucking idiot

i don't

Do you have dementia

nope

ur the one with delusions

Imagine victim blaming lmfao

You are one pathetic excuse of a man

im not really even a man yet...

Keep pretending you'r 15 I'm sure it will work out as you inevitably age

You were 23 back then and now you're STILL doing it at 25 what a disgusting piece of shit you are

you said you saw "my" dick. i'm jewish. you only described that dick as greasy, not circumsized

2 years ago?

And the fact that you're trying to "defend" your actions is crazy

I mentioned it was circumcised many times tf

no u did not

u talked like u were surprised that i was jewish

It was greasy because you never wash it because you thought mutilating it was enough to stop you from practicing basic hygiene

and then you started anon-ing it

Not everyone who is circumcised is a jew retard

mostly jews are the ones who are circumsized. also muslims i think

You never told us you were jewish now you're pulling the "jew" card to get blind sympathy

Probably aren't even jewish probably retconned it for people to support you

"Yeah I showed my dick to kids but I'M JEWISH so it's ok! Don't say anything about it or you're an antisemite!" kys

you worthless trash

i made a bp account on jan 9th of last year. you are saying that i knew you before then.

pft

Because you did?

how did i meet you

i never had any real social medias before that

You were on BP for at least 3 years before that

nope

Dude did you actually get brain damage or something you retard? Did someone knock you out cold for being a pedo?

How are you gonna tell me you don't remember this?

because you are getting mixed up

because i am not the one who flashed on the video call

You're autistic asf I wouldn't be surprised if you flashed your dick at the planetarium or something and told them it's the worm from star wars

yeah sure it was a different "Cosmologistinterntobe" that also happened to have a profile picture of stars

Actually it was the Jupiter pfp remember that shit

jupiter? hell no

That's when you did the worst shit which fucking sucks I can never look at Jupiter the same way

I gtg you can keep lying to yourself and all these other people but you and I both know what went down

And I will NEVER let you forget it

look, i am not that person. besides, my second bp username was cosmologistwannabe. not cosmologist interntobe

anybody stalking the chat?

ded chat

Hiii =3

hi sooploosh

Hiii cosmo

HI

Ryan is back huh?

that sucks

but I like pestering him

Hiii amy =3

SOOP

hi amy and toast

i mean amyng us

Toast

hiii

he has so many holes in his story.