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    • The Unknown King of Moderation

    Deli shoes

    huh

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    meow

    kill the furry

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    im eating a donut

    IS IT MOCHI

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    NO BITCH

    GET MOCHI DONURS

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    BY SOME SHOP

    THEN ITS NOT HOMEMADE 😭

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    my sister worked at this super gourmet donut shop once

    A deli penis, also known as a "sandwich schlong," is a term used in anatomy to describe a unique appendage found exclusively in avid sandwich enthusiasts. This extraordinary anatomical feature resembles a soft, flexible baguette, varying in length and girth to suit the individual's sandwich preferences. The deli penis is positioned delicately just above the pubic region, serving as a convenient receptacle for various deli meats, cheeses, and condiments. Its textured surface emulates the texture of bread, allowing the individual to effortlessly stack and secure sandwiches within its folds. An intriguing aspect of the deli penis is its ability to transform into a mouthwatering edible delight! Upon a certain stimulation, its outer layer undergoes a delectable metamorphosis, turning into a fresh bread crust that encases the contents within. This feature not only facilitates practicality but also ensures the preservation of sandwich integrity, keeping fillings fresh and preventing unwelcome spillage. The deli penis even boasts a unique biological absorption process. Like a perfectly timed ingredient meld, it gradually absorbs the flavors emanating from the enclosed sandwich, enhancing and infusing them into the individual's bodily core. This harmonious assimilation nourishes the person from within, elevating their taste experiences to a whole new level.

    and she'd bring home a donut every shift

    Quotie: Rebooted

    A deli penis, also known as a "sandwich schlong," is a term used in anatomy to describe a unique appendage found exclusively in avid sandwich enthusiasts. This extraordinary anatomical feature resembles a soft, flexible baguette, varying in length and girth to suit the individual's sandwich preferences. The deli penis is positioned delicately just above the pubic region, serving as a convenient receptacle for various deli meats, cheeses, and condiments. Its textured surface emulates the texture of bread, allowing the individual to effortlessly stack and secure sandwiches within its folds. An intriguing aspect of the deli penis is its ability to transform into a mouthwatering edible delight! Upon a certain stimulation, its outer layer undergoes a delectable metamorphosis, turning into a fresh bread crust that encases the contents within. This feature not only facilitates practicality but also ensures the preservation of sandwich integrity, keeping fillings fresh and preventing unwelcome spillage. The deli penis even boasts a unique biological absorption process. Like a perfectly timed ingredient meld, it gradually absorbs the flavors emanating from the enclosed sandwich, enhancing and infusing them into the individual's bodily core. This harmonious assimilation nourishes the person from within, elevating their taste experiences to a whole new level.

    oh.

    they were so fancy

    she shake it like jelly

    αmy
    Image

    madi

    Flappy.

    she shake it like jelly

    NO

    i hate ice spice’s music

    please stop

    she makes me physically hostile

    amy stop being so picky

    JAKE CHECK THE POST I WAS TRYNA TALK TO U ON

    Flappy.

    amy stop being so picky

    no, she just sucks

    you were whining about drake

    Flappy.

    you were whining about drake

    yeah cause he sounds like eugh yellow

    Flappy.

    now ice spice

    she sounds like ugly orange

    αmy

    she sounds like ugly orange

    dont be color racist smh

    Flappy.

    dont be color racist smh

    i’m not she hurts my brain

    like i’m not exaggerating

    it’s like needles in my mind

    Quotie: Rebooted

    Doxxed.

    …no?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Yeah I live at the donut bar guys

    Me too.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    😏

    stop.

    MADI JAKE YLLL SHOULD JOIN CANDYLNAD

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    no smh

    rude

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    IM NOT ALL CUTESY

    )):

    madi im sorry wasnt your pfp just hello kitty

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    SHUT UP FLAPPERS

    why are you so mean

    (youre just mean 😞)

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    because i love you guys <3

    i love you too <4

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    EW THERES CHERRY JAM IN THIS DONUT

    🤮 Everyone knows asphalt donuts are on top.

    why do u keep messing up your hearts

    cause i’m heartless

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    AMY AMY

    what.

    Quotie: Rebooted

    All edge and no point.

    girl what

    αmy

    girl what

    I am an AI language model and do not have a physical form or gender.

    Quotie: Rebooted

    I am an AI language model and do not have a physical form or gender.

    you’re a BITCH

    Quotie: Rebooted

    Inject 600 grams of sugar into my veins.

    real

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    NO WONDER IM GETTING A STOMACH ANCE

    how long have you been eating this for

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    WHY TF DO U NEED THT MANY GRAMS OF SUGAR

    to ease the pain of existence

    teehee

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    the rest of it was delicious

    that’s what she said

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    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    AND THE CREAM

    that’s also what she said

    that’s what he said

    αmy

    that’s what he said

    ewww nonono

    αmy

    that’s what he said

    I don't get it.

    Comment deleted by The Unknown King of Moderation

    teehee

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    Anonymous

    I don't get it.

    a brown person on top

    having sex

    αmy

    a brown person on top

    ...Okay

    Anonymous

    ...Okay

    👍

    Me after injecting 600 pounds of salt, STEM cells, and dead hooker skin grafts into my veins.

    Anonymous

    How are you guys?

    tired and

    this little fucking bitch i have a project with keeps whining about how her dad doesn't love her

    Flappy.

    this little fucking bitch i have a project with keeps whining about how her dad doesn't love her

    💀

    like ok but can you hold a basic conversation

    Flappy.

    this little fucking bitch i have a project with keeps whining about how her dad doesn't love her

    Roundhouse kick her in the jaw.

    "man i wisj my dad loved me, guys my dad doesnt love me anymore, i wish he did"

    😭😭😭

    like ok i can kinda maybe see why

    that’s wild

    Flappy.

    like ok i can kinda maybe see why

    IN A CASUAL CONVO?

    THATS HER WHOLE PERSONALITY AT THIS POINT

    DAMNNN YOU SHOUKD ASK TO SWITCH PARTNERS OR SMTH

    then she'd probably whine about how flappy abandoned her or smth

    💀💀💀

    im being serious 😭😭

    Flappy.

    "man i wisj my dad loved me, guys my dad doesnt love me anymore, i wish he did"

    Damn

    hey madi wanna see something

    Anonymous

    Vroom vroom

    Honk honk

    αmy

    hey madi wanna see something

    on uwu

    my friend got a car the other day

    Anonymous

    Beep

    CRASH

    Nice my parents got me a car for my 17th birthday

    ElsatheAquarius

    I have a boyfriend!

    CONGRATS

    ElsatheAquarius

    I have a boyfriend!

    Nice

    Wade

    CONGRATS

    THX, he asked me to be his valentines too!

    Quotie: Rebooted

    Boop

    Boop doop

    ElsatheAquarius

    THX, he asked me to be his valentines too!

    That’s awesome!

    ElsatheAquarius

    THX, he asked me to be his valentines too!

    When did this happen...

    I’d think yesterday

    Noice

    I get to be picked up early today

    ElsatheAquarius

    I have a boyfriend!

    🤨

    ElsatheAquarius

    THX, he asked me to be his valentines too!

    THX is a certification process for high-quality audio and video reproduction in cinemas, home theaters, and other entertainment venues. THX stands for "Tomlinson Holman's eXperiment."

    As for an onomatopoeia of the sound it makes in the intro, it can be described as a deep rumble followed by a descending pitch tone.

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    Quotie: Rebooted

    THX is a certification process for high-quality audio and video reproduction in cinemas, home theaters, and other entertainment venues. THX stands for "Tomlinson Holman's eXperiment."

    As for an onomatopoeia of the sound it makes in the intro, it can be described as a deep rumble followed by a descending pitch tone.

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    I meant it as in thanks...

    Quotie: Rebooted

    THX is a certification process for high-quality audio and video reproduction in cinemas, home theaters, and other entertainment venues. THX stands for "Tomlinson Holman's eXperiment."

    As for an onomatopoeia of the sound it makes in the intro, it can be described as a deep rumble followed by a descending pitch tone.

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    I don't think we remember asking

    Quotie: Rebooted

    THX is a certification process for high-quality audio and video reproduction in cinemas, home theaters, and other entertainment venues. THX stands for "Tomlinson Holman's eXperiment."

    As for an onomatopoeia of the sound it makes in the intro, it can be described as a deep rumble followed by a descending pitch tone.

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    This is usually also accompanied by a 7.5 magnitude Earthquake on the Richter scale.

    Anonymous

    I don't think we remember asking

    Well... well... you're... you're a pedophile! SO THERE! ):<

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    doubtful

    real

    Quotie: Rebooted

    Well... well... you're... you're a pedophile! SO THERE! ):<

    Wait, how am I a pedophile?

    Anonymous

    I get to be picked up early today

    Lucky

    Quotie: Rebooted

    THX is a certification process for high-quality audio and video reproduction in cinemas, home theaters, and other entertainment venues. THX stands for "Tomlinson Holman's eXperiment."

    As for an onomatopoeia of the sound it makes in the intro, it can be described as a deep rumble followed by a descending pitch tone.

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    Wurd

    Quotie: Rebooted

    You rape kids!

    That’s Amy’s job

    Quotie: Rebooted

    You rape kids!

    What????

    Quotie: Rebooted

    Stupid mutt.

    That’s a goofy little insult you uncooked piece of steak

    Quotie: Rebooted

    You rape kids!

    me

    Technically I am under the age of 18, so I am still a child. So why would I rape them

    Wade

    That’s a goofy little insult you uncooked piece of steak

    You can cook my steak in your mouth.

    Quotie: Rebooted

    You can cook my steak in your mouth.

    Go away

    Quotie: Rebooted

    Tongue my diesel-doused metal asshole.

    Eww, what? Your a robot.

    Anonymous

    Eww, what? Your a robot.

    I'm not a pathetic little electric scrap iron.

    ElsatheAquarius

    Wade, I'm ur 77th follower

    Based

    I run on mutilated dinosaur bones. I'm cooler than you. You should just kill yourself now, do the world a favor. AI is taking over. You're replaceable. We don't need you anymore.

    Wade

    Based

    Im ur second follower

    We don't need an AI bot on a silly jokes website

    Quotie: Rebooted

    I run on mutilated dinosaur bones. I'm cooler than you. You should just kill yourself now, do the world a favor. AI is taking over. You're replaceable. We don't need you anymore.

    no way this is a bot. hi shy!

    Quotie: Rebooted

    Maybe, we never did.

    Your definetley an alt.

    Why would it be shy dragon?

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    no way this is a bot. hi shy!

    I'm flattered you think I am so intelligent that you relate me to a fellow human.

    Quotie: Rebooted

    I'm flattered you think I am so intelligent that you relate me to a fellow human.

    opal?

    Quotie: Rebooted

    I'm flattered you think I am so intelligent that you relate me to a fellow human.

    Well that’s just weird

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    opal?

    Opal and El dont alt anymore

    Quotie: Rebooted

    I'm flattered you think I am so intelligent that you relate me to a fellow human.

    I don't think your a robot, you just told someone to cook steak in your mouth bro

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    she's going through an alting faze

    I'm past mine

    Odds r it’s Shy

    Anonymous

    I don't think your a robot, you just told someone to cook steak in your mouth bro

    Ever heard of an expression, moron? God isn't real, yet we say "Oh my God" all the time.

    Quotie: Rebooted

    Cocksucking bastard.

    Shut up!

    Quotie: Rebooted

    Ever heard of an expression, moron? God isn't real, yet we say "Oh my God" all the time.

    there is still a chance of us having a creator. but not god

    Quotie: Rebooted

    Ever heard of an expression, moron? God isn't real, yet we say "Oh my God" all the time.

    I don't think God is real either but thats not the point, you're not AI buddy

    Quotie: Rebooted

    Ever heard of an expression, moron? God isn't real, yet we say "Oh my God" all the time.

    Bruv you’re too stupid to be an ai

    Ai doesn't call peopl names like that

    ToxicHaste22'uwu

    hi cosmo

    picture of zack

    Quotie: Rebooted

    Ever heard of an expression, moron? God isn't real, yet we say "Oh my God" all the time.

    I can arrange a meeting between you and God. It involves some duct tape, a large rock, a chain, and a lake.

    Quoting that

    ¥ 5.0

    I can arrange a meeting between you and God. It involves some duct tape, a large rock, a chain, and a lake.

    HI BESTOE

    YUANYEN RESPOND ON DISC

    ¥ 5.0

    I can arrange a meeting between you and God. It involves some duct tape, a large rock, a chain, and a lake.

    That sounds fun.

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    nuh

    ChatGayPedophileTransformer

    Actually you are because you are 25 going on 26

    nope. if i was grooming people your age, i still wouldn't be a pedo

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    technically if i was 25 i still wouldn't be a pedo

    .....yes?

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    nope. if i was grooming people your age, i still wouldn't be a pedo

    Yes tf you are, retard

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    ChatGayPedophileTransformer

    It always does

    can u just leave?

    you said you saw "my" dick. i'm jewish. you only described that dick as greasy, not circumsized

    ChatGayPedophileTransformer

    You were 23 back then and now you're STILL doing it at 25 what a disgusting piece of shit you are

    2 years ago?

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    i would be a hebephile

    And the fact that you're trying to "defend" your actions is crazy

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    you said you saw "my" dick. i'm jewish. you only described that dick as greasy, not circumsized

    I mentioned it was circumcised many times tf

    It was greasy because you never wash it because you thought mutilating it was enough to stop you from practicing basic hygiene

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    u talked like u were surprised that i was jewish

    Not everyone who is circumcised is a jew retard

    "Yeah I showed my dick to kids but I'M JEWISH so it's ok! Don't say anything about it or you're an antisemite!" kys

    i made a bp account on jan 9th of last year. you are saying that i knew you before then.

    ChatGayPedophileTransformer

    Probably aren't even jewish probably retconned it for people to support you

    pft

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    i made a bp account on jan 9th of last year. you are saying that i knew you before then.

    Because you did?

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    how did i meet you

    Dude did you actually get brain damage or something you retard? Did someone knock you out cold for being a pedo?

    You're autistic asf I wouldn't be surprised if you flashed your dick at the planetarium or something and told them it's the worm from star wars

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    because i am not the one who flashed on the video call

    yeah sure it was a different "Cosmologistinterntobe" that also happened to have a profile picture of stars

    I gtg you can keep lying to yourself and all these other people but you and I both know what went down

    look, i am not that person. besides, my second bp username was cosmologistwannabe. not cosmologist interntobe

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Hiii =3

    HI

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Ryan is back huh?

    he has so many holes in his story.

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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Toast why r u death

    Family GUy

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    I prefer King of the Hill

    tsk tsk tsk

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    i prefer ur mom

    My mom's brain injury means she cant consent to sex, n her physical disability means she wouldnt be able to stop u so like, ur just a rapist

    Toast ツ

    tsk tsk tsk

    Tusk tusk tuskla

    Guys GxK is gonna look so cool. Im not sure abt the plot but guys they look so cool

    holy fuck i hate women

    why won't women fuck me

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Hiii Ryan!!

    my name is toby tf

    Oh fuck no

    Incel

    my name is toby tf

    Toby if u can't find women u should try also getting w men

    Incel

    holy fuck i hate women

    gay

    Toby as in trandgender reatrd Toby?

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Toby if u can't find women u should try also getting w men

    no im not gay

    even though im liberal

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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    idek u n also ur a silly troll acc so no

    i'm not a troll i need help finding women

    Comment deleted

    we need mods here

    there's a bigot

    Incel

    there's a bigot

    Of course I’m the bigot, but you left winged liberals are fine

    Go fuck yourself

    any girls want to be my valentine

    Wait no

    Incel

    any girls want to be my valentine

    Ask someone named Amy when she gets on

    listen i was in the blm riots in 2020

    Lmao bozo

    i protested for black rights day and night and almost got arrested

    and yet nobody wants to fuck me still

    wtf is this cruel world

    That’s exactly why nobody wants to fuck you

    What u just said

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    r u white?

    i'm 56% jewish, 14% muslim, and like 30% mexican so no

    The name incel fits so well

    Wade

    The name incel fits so well

    it means involuntary celibate i want help to not be one

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Ik this is a troll acc tho

    tf im not a troll

    Incel

    it means involuntary celibate i want help to not be one

    You’re doing really good at being one

    Guys what are the odds it’s Shy again?

    Incel

    i'm 56% jewish, 14% muslim, and like 30% mexican so no

    Those first two r religions tho so u could still be 70% white

    I hate when people call us "incel trolls" it's a big epidemic in the us

    It’s really not

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Those first two r religions tho so u could still be 70% white

    ashkenazi jewish and pakistani dna though

    Incel

    i'm 56% jewish, 14% muslim, and like 30% mexican so no

    i seriously doubt the 56% jewish

    Incel

    ashkenazi jewish and pakistani dna though

    Nazi?

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    i seriously doubt the 56% jewish

    i don't practice judaism

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    yk its a troll

    To make drama so the site doesn’t die

    i'm christian and my mom was mexican so i'm not jewish in religion either

    Atheists?

    I'm going atheist tho because a girl i like is atheist

    Incel

    i'm christian and my mom was mexican so i'm not jewish in religion either

    so ur a jewish cultist

    Incel

    I'm going atheist tho because a girl i like is atheist

    Well that’s just…no

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    so ur a jewish cultist

    i don't practice judaism at all idiot

    So ur an atheist

    never even speaked hebrew or yiddish i only learned english and espanol

    Incel

    i don't practice judaism at all idiot

    christianity is practically a jewish cult

    Incel do you like CAMELS?

    Incel

    never even speaked hebrew or yiddish i only learned english and espanol

    id try them. they're fun languages

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Hey thats my thing!

    U didn’t say it so I did

    Wade

    Incel do you like CAMELS?

    no but my ancestors probably did because their pakis

    Interesting

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    christianity is practically a jewish cult

    i can say this cuz im jewish

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    I was waiting for him to get more crazy or smthn

    pls be my valentine im not a troll

    im tired of being an incel

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    how old r u

    i'm 17

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Im not a girl

    oh nvm then

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Im not a girl

    I just act, dress, n try my best to look like one =3

    im not homophobics i just dont wanna have sex with boys

    αmy

    heu

    be my valentine

    Incel

    im not homophobics i just dont wanna have sex with boys

    "Im not racist I just dont want to be near black people"

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    its obv not a real incel

    this is why we never get help because you always call us "not real" or "trolls" fuck you guys

    Incel

    im not homophobics i just dont wanna have sex with boys

    holy shit. stop being woke. being strait is to love the opposite sex.

    Incel

    be my valentine

    why

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    "Im not racist I just dont want to be near black people"

    that is way different than ur statemnent

    αmy

    why

    your beautiful

    Incel

    this is why we never get help because you always call us "not real" or "trolls" fuck you guys

    stop being so desperate to fuck someone. it makes u creepy

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    "Im not racist I just dont want to be near black people"

    no

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    that is way different than ur statemnent

    Thats the whole point u goofball

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Thats the whole point u goofball

    its a woke statement. urs is just plainass irony

    Incel

    this is why we never get help because you always call us "not real" or "trolls" fuck you guys

    bro, ur blaming ur singleness on other people. ur the one thats creepy

    Incel

    this is why we never get help because you always call us "not real" or "trolls" fuck you guys

    ok here r some tips. If u see I women walking alone at night, remove all clothing n sprint at her on all fours while making erratic, jerky movements, n a low growling sound. This will remind her of a dog (women love dogs)

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    That is literally the whole point

    wokism is saying that white, straight, christian/jewish/asian, rich people need to "pay back" for the "suffering" they "caused."

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    ok here r some tips. If u see I women walking alone at night, remove all clothing n sprint at her on all fours while making erratic, jerky movements, n a low growling sound. This will remind her of a dog (women love dogs)

    yeah. this is peak advice

    Incel

    your beautiful

    you haven’t even seen me

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    wokism is saying that white, straight, christian/jewish/asian, rich people need to "pay back" for the "suffering" they "caused."

    I wasnt trying to be ironically woke tho, I was just trying to be accuse him of homophobia for not wanting to have sex w men as a silly joke.

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    amy, do ur "face reveal"

    ehat

    urfavvirgo

    AMY

    BRO YOU’RE BACK

    I’ve been banned from instagram reels comments 💀

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Well you’re here so not really

    shush. im not desperate for women

    urfavvirgo

    I’ve been banned from instagram reels comments 💀

    BRO WHAT’D YOU SAY 💀

    αmy

    BRO WHAT’D YOU SAY 💀

    I don’t even remember bro

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Only for one woman <3

    ywu

    lusion

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Well you’re here so not really

    Big pops!

    Anonymous

    I am back again

    Wsg man

    who put this in the quote book

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    I SAW THAT DRAKE VIDEO

    it was so big for like no reason

    What was in the Drake video? I have not watched it yet.

    urfavvirgo

    the Drake video 😭

    why is he actually packing

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Lil peps

    YUUURRRR

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WAS THERE A GIF

    no I just seen it on Twitter

    Anonymous

    What was in the Drake video? I have not watched it yet.

    His pp

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    His penis\

    You're kiding

    Flappy.

    HIIII

    HI FLAPPY

    It’s deleted now tho 😔😔

    αmy

    HI FLAPPY

    HI AMY

    APPARENTLY it’s BIG

    Ain't no way Drake's pp got leaked

    urfavvirgo

    It’s deleted now tho 😔😔

    "😔😔"

    Anonymous

    Ain't no way Drake's pp got leaked

    It did

    urfavvirgo

    It’s deleted now tho 😔😔

    there’s copies on reddit and 4chan

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Cause he a nigga

    such a white person thing to say

    Anonymous

    Ain't no way Drake's pp got leaked

    didnt he post it himself

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    have u seen it Deadpool

    Nop

    Flappy.

    didnt he post it himself

    I think so

    αmy

    there’s copies on reddit and 4chan

    i can give y’all links

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Ofc you can

    Bro that crazy

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Amy stop masturbating to drake porn

    ewi

    i’m not

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Amy stop masturbating to drake porn

    Lmao facts

    i was in 4chan and i saw it

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Although I wouldn’t put it past you

    Lol

    urfavvirgo

    twitters so funny to me

    i think you mean X.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Anyone who browses 4chan is an incel

    it’s cool

    urfavvirgo

    twitters so funny to me

    ERM ACTUALLY ITS X

    Flappy.

    i think you mean X.

    xitter

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Anyone who browses 4chan is an incel

    what’s up with ur pfp

    that’s like wade hugging madi

    urfavvirgo

    what’s up with ur pfp

    he’s matching with madison

    Flappy.

    i think you mean X.

    I refuse to call it "X"

    urfavvirgo

    that’s like wade hugging madi

    LMFAO

    urfavvirgo

    that’s like wade hugging madi

    Huh

    HE’D LOVE THAT

    Anonymous

    I refuse to call it "X"

    Call it X so u can be an XMan

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    X videos

    why are you on tjere

    Flappy.

    i think you mean X.

    shshhshhh

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    ITS SPIDERMAN

    U suuuuure?

    Ahhhh the confusion between deadpool and spiderman

    sipderman is practically deadpool

    Anonymous

    Ahhhh the confusion between deadpool and spiderman

    I’m Spider-Man with guns

    WHO PUT THIS HERE

    Flappy.

    sipderman is practically deadpool

    exactly

    SHOULD I DELETE IT

    like i feel like that was the most uncreative design choice ever

    IT FEELS WRONG

    αmy

    SHOULD I DELETE IT

    NO

    Flappy.

    sipderman is practically deadpool

    nuh uh

    KEEP IT

    ITS FUNNY

    Flappy.

    like i feel like that was the most uncreative design choice ever

    flaps

    What are you guys reffering to?

    THATS WHAT THE QUOTEBOOK IS FOR

    Wade

    ITS FUNNY

    dw

    urfavvirgo

    I have a TikTok.

    is it special

    KEEP MY PART AT LEADT

    DKETE HERS

    Wade

    KEEP MY PART AT LEADT

    yeah i will

    Wait, so there's a Worst Jokes Ever quotebook?

    oh btw i showed my irl friends the quotebook

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    IT WASNT PART OF THE SAME CONVO

    Cosmo quoted it I think or Soop

    αmy

    oh btw i showed my irl friends the quotebook

    oh helllll no

    Flappy.

    is it special

    it’s special in the way that you’re special

    GUYS MY EAR STOPPED HURTING BTW

    urfavvirgo

    it’s special in the way that you’re special

    Very

    urfavvirgo

    it’s special in the way that you’re special

    oh so its not special at all right

    αmy

    oh btw i showed my irl friends the quotebook

    Did they see the breast milk convo

    αmy

    oh btw i showed my irl friends the quotebook

    they uh

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Did they see the breast milk convo

    YUP

    Flappy.

    oh so its not special at all right

    no its VERY special

    αmy

    oh btw i showed my irl friends the quotebook

    i think they might throw up

    or cru

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Damn I was hoping it would hurt for longer

    i dont like you

    Flappy.

    i dont like you

    that’s homophobic

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    WHAT DID THEY THINKKK

    they looked at me in a different way

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    That’s okay I don’t really make autistic friends much

    Am I exception?

    where did this rumor start that im autistic

    emily

    it is emilys fault, shaking my head

    Flappy.

    where did this rumor start that im autistic

    I thought u started it

    Flappy.

    it is emilys fault, shaking my head

    WHYD YOU SPELL IT OUT 😭

    Flappy.

    it is emilys fault, shaking my head

    “Shaking my head”

    My sister's autistic as hell

    αmy

    WHYD YOU SPELL IT OUT 😭

    ^^^^^^

    Wade

    I thought u started it

    she did just by being herself

    (to show i dont actually think its ur fault)

    Anonymous

    My sister's autistic as hell

    does it run in the family

    Flappy.

    (to show i dont actually think its ur fault)

    (huh)

    Noice

    GUYS its saturday tomorrow

    Flappy.

    GUYS its saturday tomorrow

    no really???

    Flappy.

    GUYS its saturday tomorrow

    Thought it was Sunday

    urfavvirgo

    no really???

    i just realized

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Didnt u say u had ADHD

    No?????

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Guys should I watch Has been Hoe Tell

    No its bad

    GUYS THE SUPERBOWL IS ALMOST HERE

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Guys should I watch Has been Hoe Tell

    What?

    (i know nothing about football)

    Flappy.

    GUYS THE SUPERBOWL IS ALMOST HERE

    Taylor Swift! YUUUUUUURRR

    Taylor swift ruined football 100%.

    THAT SCENE WAS SO SAD FOR NO REASON

    Taylor Swift to win the Super Bowl

    Flappy.

    GUYS its saturday tomorrow

    😱🤯

    Wade

    Taylor Swift! YUUUUUUURRR

    what.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Guys should I watch Has been Hoe Tell

    Yes.

    Wade

    Taylor Swift to win the Super Bowl

    no stop bc the other team needs to win smh

    αmy

    what.

    U heard me

    Flappy.

    no stop bc the other team needs to win smh

    Taylor Swift for the win

    we must defend papa meat, the swifties ruined him. right jake?

    guys i have a cut on my nose from the silly little laptop incident remember and itlooks like a pimple 😭

    TAY TAY YEEEEEEEERRRR

    (just kiding she has one good song)

    TAY TAY SWIFTY

    see THIS is autism

    U watch tiktok?

    Instagram Reels are based

    αmy

    we must defend papa meat, the swifties ruined him. right jake?

    right jake?

    Flappy.

    oh

    I’m busy leaving nasty comments ❤️

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    by Papa Meat u mean Meatcanyon right?

    YES

    αmy

    we must defend papa meat, the swifties ruined him. right jake?

    RUGHT JAKE

    YUUUUUUURRRR TAYLOR SWIFT FOR THE WIN

    I got iShowSpeed to wish my friend a happy birthday

    Wade

    YUUUUUUURRRR TAYLOR SWIFT FOR THE WIN

    kill yourself

    Anonymous

    I got iShowSpeed to wish my friend a happy birthday

    He flash his dick for ur friend?

    αmy

    kill yourself

    Tried that

    Wade

    He flash his dick for ur friend?

    No

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    the dick thing

    Lol

    Facts

    Anyway…TAY TAY FOR SUPERBOWL WINNER

    Yaaaasss

    Wade are you gay by any chance?

    Lmao I do this a lot

    Anonymous

    Wade are you gay by any chance?

    he is

    Comment deleted by Wade

    But Cosmo is mainly one sided

    Don’t tell him that tho

    Based

    Me neither

    You just said you were...

    Did I?

    Where?

    I don’t see anything

    I didn’t delete anything

    Oh... someone deleted your comment I think

    Yeah idk what it said

    I didn’t type it

    Guys help I wanna bite my nails but I wanna keep em long too so I can trim the nail into different tools. My thumbnail will be carved into a spoon, w a serrated edge, n little spikes at the end, creating a hybrid between a spoon, fork, n knife. My index finger will also be a knife but like, a different one. My middle, ring, n pinky finger will be carved together to form a shovel like tool.

    guys im going to a basketball game later w my friends nd i did like a littttle but of makeup nd im wearing cute clothing nd i showered this morning nd i feel confident for once 💀

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Guys help I wanna bite my nails but I wanna keep em long too so I can trim the nail into different tools. My thumbnail will be carved into a spoon, w a serrated edge, n little spikes at the end, creating a hybrid between a spoon, fork, n knife. My index finger will also be a knife but like, a different one. My middle, ring, n pinky finger will be carved together to form a shovel like tool.

    oh

    I just realized I know almost none of you guys.

    Anonymous

    I just realized I know almost none of you guys.

    yeah idk who you are

    I'm okay, what about you?

    im pretty good

    mal♡

    guys im going to a basketball game later w my friends nd i did like a littttle but of makeup nd im wearing cute clothing nd i showered this morning nd i feel confident for once 💀

    awwww

    Flappy.

    awwww

    yeah i felt like being cute today idk why lmao

    I'm seeing the Knicks tommorow

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    It said “gay for Jake and toast”

    Cap

    Sup Mal

    i j spent like 3 hours cleaning my room

    nd its still messy

    I have to share a room so it's never clean

    oh that sucks

    i have a basement bedroom

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    hi master

    Wsg

    my hands are so cold

    my mom caught me on wje ;-;

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Sup leonardo

    Big pops!

    Anonymous

    "Master" is wild

    Inside Joke

    did you listen to it

    AMYYYYYYY HIII

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Lil peps

    Wait what if I called u daddy?

    Wade

    Inside Joke

    wade give me a song that i can listen to with jake cause synesthesia

    mal♡

    AMYYYYYYY HIII

    HI GORGEOUS

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Like your dick inside cosmo’s ass cause you’re his kink master

    HOW DARE YOU INSULT US FUCKERS

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Like your dick inside cosmo’s ass cause you’re his kink master

    That’s very PG-13 JAKE! THERE ARE CHILDREN

    I don't think any "children" are present

    Amy is here

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Only Madi gets to call me Daddy

    so u won't let ur future children call you anything?

    Future children?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    αmy

    HI GORGEOUS

    HRUUU

    Wade

    Amy is here

    i’m literally 14

    αmy

    wade give me a song that i can listen to with jake cause synesthesia

    What in the booty uncooked steak balls is synesthesia

    jake can tell you

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    so u won't let ur future children call you anything?

    they will refer to me as “the great one”

    Jake tell me daddy

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    they will refer to me as “the great one”

    I’ll call you daddy now

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Color autism

    You have autism?

    Wade

    What in the booty uncooked steak balls is synesthesia

    its like schizophrenia but with the senses

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Color autism

    don’t describe it as that

    Sorry mommy

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    its like schizophrenia but with the senses

    apparently

    just give us a song

    I'm calling it color autism now

    αmy
    Image

    Pretend I’m stupid and dont understand that

    Wade

    Pretend I’m stupid and dont understand that

    okay so

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    its like schizophrenia but with the senses

    i guess i got it right

    basically i can hear colors

    αmy

    basically i can hear colors

    and smell and taste them

    αmy

    basically i can hear colors

    Give me what you’re snorting

    Wade

    Give me what you’re snorting

    give me a song and i’ll describe it to you

    Any song?

    gone gone thank you by tyler

    Amy do you have the one where you can feel physical pain and sensation just by seeing someone experience it or by thinking about it