Coming Back jokes
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.