Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously I'm not joking
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back
A orphans parents
a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
whats the diffrence between a dog and a dad ? The dog comes back
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
an orphans favorite toy is a boomarang it comes back to them unlike their parents
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman you can’t beat it but if you do she’ll probably come back again
