Coming Back jokes
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
Come back, old members!
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
A man walks into a bar and places a 12-inch man onto the counter as well as a small piano. The 12-inch man starts playing the piano really well.
The bartender asks the man where he got the 12-inch man. The man says there is a genie two blocks around the corner.
The bartender runs to the genie and makes a wish. The bartender comes back with 1 million ducks. The bartender says to the man, "That genie is dumb! I asked for 1 million bucks."
The man says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."