I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers
I wold tell you a time travel joke but you did not like it
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes??
Cuz he's the Father!!!
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about ophans...
Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)
Why are Hellen Keller jokes so funny? Because she’s blind and deaf.
Right I have a dog and his name is syndrome and when ever he is Good I go back good syndrome but when ever he is naughty I go Down syndrome
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked "What does that mean?"
I said "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.
I was gonna make a joke about mexicans but honestly it crosses the line.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans
Guys they weren’t always orphans
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: September 11, two thousand fun
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
q: what are women better than men at doing
a: winning arguments
q: what are men better than women at doing
a: winning swimming titles
