Comedy jokes
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.