Comedy jokes
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
Q: If you were in a rainforest, what would be the first thing you put on? A: The radio!
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."