me: stops the quiet kid from getting bullied :him: dont come to school tommorow trust me :me "/
What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: thank you for your service.
Sorry if it’s too far but don’t come here if u can’t take it
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue
One come out the chamber
I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad did not come back with the milk.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
What did the twin towers mom say when she fed them, open wide honey here comes the air plane
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
what goes in and takes a while to come out?
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet
