A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he's sitting the the doctor's office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "well, at least I don't have cancer."
Comments (8)
IttyBiddyTiddyComitee
I feel like he just made an error though...
Kaden Rieke
Ha ha, yes I like this one. I tell it to mother's tombstone all of the time.
Has cancer
I do t get it
The one that rants
Oof how do so many ppl not understand these jokes. It’s like the joke at the beginning, “dark humor is like food; not everyone gets it” couldn’t agree more. Anyway he forgot what was said to him cuz he’s got Alzheimer’s
ANoNyMoUs
Wouldn't be surprised if that was trump's dumbass
Anonymous boyyyy
THAT DUMBASS
Gwen
I agree with The One That Rants.
Demented Sandwich
2 "the"s, not usually spotted....