A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
The Checkup Results
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The humor comes from the man's reaction to the bad news. He has both cancer and Alzheimer's, but he forgets that he was just told he has cancer and focuses only on the Alzheimer's diagnosis, finding comfort in thinking he doesn't have cancer. This play on memory loss is used for a humorous effect. It highlights the absurdity of the situation and the way a failing mind can twist reality.
Demented Sandwich
2 "the"s, not usually spotted....
IttyBiddyTiddyComitee
I feel like he just made an error though...
Kaden Rieke
Ha ha, yes I like this one. I tell it to mother's tombstone all of the time.
Has cancer
I do t get it
The one that rants
Oof how do so many ppl not understand these jokes. It’s like the joke at the beginning, “dark humor is like food; not everyone gets it” couldn’t agree more. Anyway he forgot what was said to him cuz he’s got Alzheimer’s
ANoNyMoUs
Wouldn't be surprised if that was trump's dumbass
Anonymous boyyyy
THAT DUMBASS
Gwen
I agree with The One That Rants.