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Little Johnny learns about blackmail and family secrets

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At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

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Little Johnny learns about blackmail and tries it on his parents, getting some quick cash. Then he uses his 'knowledge' on the mailman, who reveals himself as Johnny's biological father with a very enthusiastic hug, implying that Johnny's mom had an affair.

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This actually made me happy. “ Gazing into his fathers eyes, he sees new possibilities, new memories, and a will to live. No longer shall his fake parents buy him off, from now on he will milk life to the fullest” Hehe. Puns.

#SoundsLikeAGoodPrankToDo...

Holy shit

hes adopted :o

Holy shot that's the best one ever!

IM SO HARD

Amazing

lollllll amaze

LMAO

Oh hey, I remember when that happened. Old daddy had to go to jail and mommy hung herself. Original daddy has cancer and is going to die in a week. Old daddy told me that once he gets out he is going to beat me and take my money, so I hit him with my metal bat again.

It doesn’t make sense. Why did his father gave him $40?

WHAT WAS DA FATHERS SECRET! He gave his son $40 so the secret must be more dark then the mom cheating on her husband with the mail man!!!!!!!

This was a really good one! Thanks for a laugh when needed the most! :D

oof

I'm so confused right now. What is the dad's secret? Its bigger than cheating on the mailman, so I'm guessing that he probably killed someone, maybe. Please tell me, its driving me insane!!! How does nearly everyone else get it!!! Am I missing something? I need to know!

It doesnt matter what the dad did....

Does it actually work???

which is the person that banged the mailman?

@epic You are the dumbest motherfucking 5 year old I ever seen.

I seen this on the app TikTok

Tik tok is a lie

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I have a couple ideas what the whole thing means but I would sure like to know the meaning. It's been driving me insane for DAYS!

Go to Queen jokes. 2nd on Best.

I don't think the child is adopted, I think the mom cheated on her husband with the mailman, but it could go both ways.

Poor Jonny is never gonna look at his "father" the same again

What kind of deadass joke is this?

that is soooooo halarius

What the he'll is adopted?

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I get my the mom was blackmailed, but why the father?

OMG, I just try it and my dad just handed my 50$, LET’S GO!!!

Damn I relate to this kid-

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I´m laughing my ass off right now

my dick is small but my fist is large. and its going in your tooter

im agree with big old georgeybush his fists are massie it ruptured my anus

I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that’s in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my pest friend, In a whirl’d you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!

Hey, Dont be a trum-boner. Hes a poor guy.

I did not see that coming

HELLO GUYS. i am SSundee

You met your biggest YouTuber in the entire world

The amount of likes makes this the best joke ever

Im about to end this man's *whole* career

100th comment woo!

CONGRATULATIONS KID! You now have MILK!!!!!! Anyways ima need to confiscate you’re milk now but I’m pretty sure you’re dad wont mind going back to the store to buy some more for ya ;)

i showed my friends here at school and they think it is awesome! #lmao #furry