At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
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I was about to post this
This actually made me happy. “ Gazing into his fathers eyes, he sees new possibilities, new memories, and a will to live. No longer shall his fake parents buy him off, from now on he will milk life to the fullest” Hehe. Puns.
#mylife
#SoundsLikeAGoodPrankToDo...
well then. thats a story alright
Holy shit
hes adopted :o
yEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeSSSSS
omg
Holy shot that's the best one ever!
🤣LOL🤣 THIS IS GENIOS
IM SO HARD
lollll
Amazing
lollllll amaze
LMAO
so great
Ive heard better from the mailman
Oh hey, I remember when that happened. Old daddy had to go to jail and mommy hung herself. Original daddy has cancer and is going to die in a week. Old daddy told me that once he gets out he is going to beat me and take my money, so I hit him with my metal bat again.
It doesn’t make sense. Why did his father gave him $40?
Ha, amazing. Such a twist on this one.
WHAT WAS DA FATHERS SECRET! He gave his son $40 so the secret must be more dark then the mom cheating on her husband with the mail man!!!!!!!
smart
really funny
This was a really good one! Thanks for a laugh when needed the most! :D
oof
lol
Wow I have no words
I'm so confused right now. What is the dad's secret? Its bigger than cheating on the mailman, so I'm guessing that he probably killed someone, maybe. Please tell me, its driving me insane!!! How does nearly everyone else get it!!! Am I missing something? I need to know!
It doesnt matter what the dad did....
Does it actually work???
Gay
which is the person that banged the mailman?
The dad. Duh @epic
@epic You are the dumbest motherf...ing 5 year old I ever seen.
I seen this on the app TikTok
Tik tok is a lie