ok this isnt a joke but its funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

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It’s funny because te bags look like balls when there wet

Not cool I don't now why inoperative stuff is posted I'm reporting it to

Ty guys for all the support for my jokes! Love u all. Will try to post more often.

it aint funny, kid, its a legend. a reward from the gods. thank you man. your joke was xxx funny.

why Lipton tho?