Cognition jokes

Punching Bag

17 views · Simone · 11 months ago

If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.

Head

7 views · Anony mouse · 3 years ago

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

Lyric

13 views · shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A meme showing two images of a young boy with a confused look, next to the text "how tf that little voice in my head know all of the lyrics when I don't..."

Cognition memes

Thot

326 views · Simone · 1 month ago

Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.

Tomato

125 views · Simone · 6 months ago

Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.

Political Correctness

27 views · Simone · 11 months ago

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

Thought

4 views · Alastor Wade. · 2 years ago

Me when I’m trying to fall asleep:

A cartoon image of a character with red hair, sharp teeth, and a red suit holding a glass of champagne. Speech bubbles say: "If you think about it... Thinking about thinking is the hardest sort of thinking there is."

Memory

62 views · KillingButterflys · 5 months ago

oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaa

A meme featuring a close-up of Barry B. Benson from the Bee Movie, looking upwards with an ecstatic, relieved expression. The text above him says: 'When you remembered what you were trying to remember'.

Brain

2 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A cartoon penguin with a confused expression is superimposed with a translucent image of itself looking like it is phasing out. The text above the penguin reads, "WHEN MY BRAIN GOES ON A LITTLE ADVENTURE," and the text below reads, "INSTEAD OF ATTENDING THE CONVERSATION I'M HAVING."

Cognition memes

Community talk

I think we should rid of or change microwaves! They are very misleading to young children! When you put 30 twice, it goes to 1:00. Whats that teaching children?!?! 30+30=100?! Wrong. That is not a harmless misunderstanding — it directly contradicts how we teach arithmetic. Children are pattern learners. When a machine visibly rewards an incorrect pattern, the brain stores it. This is not neutral. It is misleading. S… Read more