Cognition jokes

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.

They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.

You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind

What do you call a deer with good eyes?

Good ideas.

Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.

"Beast Boy Four"

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?

Brain cells make up their mind.

How do you spell "cognitive mess?"

J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.

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Monkey: What ya doing?

Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."

Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."

What do you call a retard?

"Kahin."

What do you call a retarded Catholic?

Asperges.