Why is the graveyard so noisy...
Because of all the coffin :)
Yo mama so fat when she got buried it toke them all the trees on earth for her coffin
Your mama so fat it took all the trees to build her a coffin
Me:I saw your parents yesterday
Orphan girl: Where
Me:The coffin was still open
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Why do vampires Are always sick because they are coffin
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin ⚰️ and whispered. "Whose late now ?"
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
my friend died me and my other besitei stares sining the coffin song my bestie in the coffin why are you not sad why are you still alive
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
How do you know someone is going to die? he can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
this isnt really a joke but true.. you picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.