Coffin

Coffin Jokes

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.

Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.

I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin ⚰️ and whispered. "Whose late now ?"

my friend died me and my other besitei stares sining the coffin song my bestie in the coffin why are you not sad why are you still alive