Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
What's the difference between 13 dead baby and a sceliton
There sent 13 scelitions in my closet
How do you close a Cabinet? YOU CLOSET HAHAHHYAAHHAHAAHHAHAHA
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet SUPPLIES
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
