Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.
When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
What's the difference between 13 dead baby and a sceliton
There sent 13 scelitions in my closet
How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"SUPPLIES!"
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
