Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my CLOSET CONFIDANT"
Wats diffrence between Elton John and rapboat? Elton is talented, rich and openly gay, rapboat got fuck all talent, no money and not out the closet yet
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, not aware that her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "That's my dad outside." Man: "How much did you say the baseball was again?" Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad." Man: "How much did you say the glove was again?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Do not start that shit again!"
what do you call two lesbians in a closet. A liquor cabinet
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate
Chuck Norris once went to hell. After that the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Y could you not see the guy in my dark closet the guy was black
Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.
