Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
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Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Lil Jimmy:hey doc Doctor:hi sorry but I can’t see u any more Lil Jimmy:why Doctor: because Lil Jimmy I’m a family doctor your an orphan Lil Jimmy:👁👄👁🖕
My grandma was telling me to be positive. As i was going in for an aids test
Why did the doctor get mad
Because he was losing he's patients
This is Riley abortion clinic yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
A Doctor walks into his office and look his paitent in the eyes "Sir you have to stop Jerking off." The Man ask "Why?" The Doctor then says "Because im trying to examin you."
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said i cant treat you, the boy asked why, and the doctor said because im a family doctor.
what is the perfect job for a paedophile
a physical doctor for kids
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Me: spreading positivity Everyone else at the HIV testing center
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce
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