i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
Student - Its hot in here
Teacher - Thats Beacuse im in here
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
POV: The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school
:me😐
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
Teacher told me to turn in my essay but I ain't no snitch fool
what grade is the worst like if in elimenchry
I FOUND A KEY THAT WORKS FOR EVERY DOOR AT MY SCHOOL
schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD" then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours
teacher: “okay so how are you going?” student :“i’m not going” teacher” oh so your a wheelchair person”
I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
"Where do young trees go to learn?" "Elementree school."
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler
school would be a lot different if the quiet kid had a rpg
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
*at school* nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
Why does Orphans get in trouble at school? because the school doesn't have any parents to report to
Teacher: why were you late Me:Traffic Teacher: Did I did it Me: Did I even blame it on you
teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement
