When the school shooter enters the classroom and its the quiet kids dad
i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
Student - Its hot in here
Teacher - Thats Beacuse im in here
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
POV: The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school
:me😐
I FOUND A KEY THAT WORKS FOR EVERY DOOR AT MY SCHOOL
what grade is the worst like if in elimenchry
Teacher told me to turn in my essay but I ain't no snitch fool
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
In kindergarten we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words. Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit"
One day little Jonnys is in class it is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid stand up." lIttle Jonny stood up. The teacher asked him why do you think you're stupid. Little Jonny said I don't think I am stupid. Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone.
schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD" then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺 DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke
teacher: “okay so how are you going?” student :“i’m not going” teacher” oh so your a wheelchair person”
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher so i winked at her and said "dont worry babe, ill callculater."
teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler
"Where do young trees go to learn?" "Elementree school."
