Classroom Jokes

when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom

what do you get when you crossa vapire wit a teacher?/ lotsa blood test

My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said “damn, got hit twice”

Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers.....???

Because they have a home room

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

why dont teachers give orphans homework? because they cant go home...

on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."

is that my student Na! it is jesus

Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need

When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots

A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching

My teacher started talking about houses then I said I don't want that informansion.

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? To the mew-seum. (MOST LIKED JOKES. COMMENT BOO IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO)

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie

TEACHER : Why do people snore ? ME : Because they sleep .

Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk

I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf****rs," click, boom

The teacher said made the kids guess what a random word was and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier. Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, “I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!”