Classroom jokes

There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?

Because that's the average classroom size.

Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.

Why do special ed classes have fans?

To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.

What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?

They took a class trip.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor/tooter.

Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?

Kid: AK!

Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿‍♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?

The teacher can’t give you homework.

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.

Teacher and kid.

Kid: Hey, teacher.

Teacher: Yes?

Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!

When you get caught about to shoot up the school,

*slowly puts AR to chin*