Cinema

Cinema Jokes

Mom

Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.

Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!

9/11

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

Pirate

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

Fan

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Pirate

Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

Patient

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

Movie

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

Orphan

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Forehead

Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.

Captain

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

Ass

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

Movie

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Pessi

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.