Cinema jokes

Let's go, Brendan Fraser!

Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.

Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!

Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?

A. The Hunger Games.

I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."

Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

What is the favorite movie of orphans?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?

He had no body to go with.

Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.