What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
