Cinema jokes

Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?

A. The Hunger Games.

What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

Why did the cow want to cross the road?

To watch a mooooovie!!

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.

So cinema.

They are making a movie about clocks.

It’s about time.

What’s a bird’s favorite movie?

The Parrots of the Caribbean.

What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!

Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?

Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.