Cinema jokes
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...