Cinema jokes
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Why did the cow want to cross the road?
To watch a mooooovie!!
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
So cinema.