Cinema jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Me when the underpaid cinema worker says he doesn't want to clean up this mess
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
So cinema.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Let's go, Brendan Fraser!
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.