Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
So cinema.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What’s a orphans fav movie
Spider man homecoming
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
