Chuck jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.