Chuck

Chuck jokes

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

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  • Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

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  • Sonic can run around the world in a second.

    In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

    Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

    It is now known as Optimus Prime.

    Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?

    Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

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  • Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

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  • God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."

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