Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Chuck Norris the opposite to Oliver savage
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
when chuck norris was asked " do you know the way?" he replied " i am the way"
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Chuck Norris destroy the YO MAMA
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
The titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship and they never crashed into an iceberg, he just shat off the front of the ship
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants? Teacher: No, of course not Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.
Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
