Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
