I’d tell you a Chinese joke but it’s wong
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
One day it was me & my sister in the house. My sister said to me let's order food I said we have no money. My sister said it's cool were just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store I know the delivery boy & he won't charge us. I said cool. The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some & ate mines in my room. I went back in the kitchen I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job I ask what are you doing. My sister replied back to me & you had your egg rolls let me enjoy mine. Then the delivery boy said don't no charge.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket??
Because they ate all the bats
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity... She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip?? A"plick".
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?" The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Your soo fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!!!
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent's throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka Ching
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid
What's do you call a chinese hooker that won't get on her knees? Cantonese....
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
What do you call a Chinese car thief? Tommy Tookamota
why are there no guns in China? They might do some ting Wong!
