children's jokes
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.