Children jokes

What do orphans have in common with mute children?

They can't talk to their parents.

How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

How do you get them back out? Straw.

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?

1 baby in 10 buckets.

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?

The kids section.

Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

A. Denephew.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Orphans are lonely.

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

F in orphan means family.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"