Children jokes

I just killed a family of five.

Now I’m an orphan.

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."

Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.

Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.

What do orphans have in common with mute children?

They can't talk to their parents.

How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.

How do you get them back out? Straw.

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?

1 baby in 10 buckets.

Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

A. Denephew.

Abortion is a difficult topic for me.

One hand I support it because it kills children.

On the other hand, it gives women a choice.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.