The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.
whats the difference between an orphan and a puppy parents enjoy the presents of a puppy
what do kids play when they can't play with a phone ? bored games
If aliens were real
Then orphans would finally have a home
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Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there's no speed bumps here...
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
Why do orphans like apples because they get picked
We should not stop orphan jokes . They r funny a fuck.
Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitters boots.
Why do orphans play tennis because that's the only thing they loved
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named brandon
what is one word orphans cant spell?
Family
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
