There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
whats the difference between an apple and an orphan one of them get picked up
Orphans are lonely
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why don't orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Why do orphans love elevators? They raise people
F in orphan means family
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“because they always wanted a daddy”
