Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
U know what you could use a orphan as a punching bad ............ what are they gunna do tell their parents
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
Why can't orphans play base ball, cuz they can't find home
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
