A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
