What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.