Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What do you call an orphanage, that's not an orphanage?
A Homeless shelter
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
