How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, The second May, The third June. Who was the first child
Sally
when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back
Why can orphans not grow big and strong because they need a parent to buy them steroids
What’s long yellow and doesn’t float
A school bus filled with children
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Why are so many people mean to orphans???
They can’t cry to their parents
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What can you never tell an orphan? Go home to your parents.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
orphans are depressed hahaha
One day leaf asks mom, “mom, why am I named leaf?” Mom says “because when you were a baby a leaf fell on your head.” The next day feather asks mom “ mommy, why am I named feather?” Mom says “ when your were a baby a feather fell on your head.” The next day brick asks mom “rhsisvrkanx” mom says, shut up brick!
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan nothing they don’t have parents
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
For orphans every bag of chips is family size
What did the kids say hi to? A slide
