What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Why are orphans bad at poker.
They dont know what a full house is
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents were...
Man, I love working at an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
U know what you could use a orphan as a punching bad ............ what are they gunna do tell their parents
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What type of cake can orphans not have
Home made
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
