why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year
What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
What do most 50-year-old men put inside there cars
Children
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
my parents love me
there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.
How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
I say 123 yeah the kids bullied me but they really don't know that my dad has a gun yeah.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies "Well for your daughter, Denise" "That's a nice name" comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies "Denephew".
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
Why is Santa sack so big?
Because he comes once a year
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common? They both get turned on by children.
