What is the difference between Micheal Jackson and my uncle? Nothing they both steal children.
i ate all of your mommys orphans
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Children in the dark make mistakes Mistakes in the dark make children
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said "Are you going to ask for directions or what?".
Why cant Orphans steal bases? Because they cant find home.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldn’t stand up for himself
A teacher asked her class “what is sex?”
Little Johnny got up and said: “Sex is a *temptation* Caused by a *sensation* Where the boy sticks his *location* Into a girls *destination* To increase the *population* Of the next *generation* Did you get my *explanation*? Or do you need a *demonstration*?”
The teacher faints.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans what did they ever do to you
Why are orphans bad at poker.
They dont know what a full house is
why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button
Why do orphans like milk so much? Because they got no milk as a baby.
Q:Why can orphans swim A: they have orfins
U know what you could use a orphan as a punching bad ............ what are they gunna do tell their parents
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What type of cake can orphans not have
Home made
What do u call a group of depressed kids
Suicide squad
