Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
