Children

Children jokes

At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

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    • When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?

    When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.

    Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁

    A teacher asked his students a math question.

    "You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

    After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

    "One dollar!" she said.

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    • "Jonny, Jonny?"

    "Yes, Papa?"

    "Eating sugar?"

    "No, Papa."

    "Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-