Children jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
Daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?
Dad: Ask your sister.
Daughter: But I don't have a sister.
Dad: Exactly.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.