Children jokes
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
Daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?
Dad: Ask your sister.
Daughter: But I don't have a sister.
Dad: Exactly.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down.
Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around.
And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.